Vitamin X was a performance performed at “Art for Dinner” a fundraiser for 621 Gallery, May 2012. It focus on the topics of instant-gratification, care-free living, and marketing gimmicks. For this piece, each table was approached in serious manner performing script below:
The American lifestyle doesn’t leave much time for you to worry about your health, that’s where Vitamin X comes in– It’s the cure to the American Way.
VX is a naturally occurring element found in African jungle which functions as an “ALL INCLUSIVE” vitamin– for the past centuries, its been a tribal secret, but now its available to you in America.
What VX does is act as a purifying agent. It doesn’t matter what you’ve eaten, it just acts as a filter, chemically altering food during digestion–purifying and fortifying to best suit your needs. Because VX purifies the food you eat, there is no need to worry about adverse affects from:
- added colors
- artificial flavors
- agricultural pesticides
- Insufficient nutrient levels,
- Anti biotic fed animals.
With Vitamin X, you’re worry free– because anything in your diet that could potentially harm you is converted into positive energy. IT’S JUST THAT EASY.
Unlike traditional vitamins, VX doesn’t need to be taken daily–because it stays in your system for up to 3 months. You just boil it for 10 minutes and eat it before bed. It’s that easy.
Sales are exploding–yesterday the market value was $100 per ounce in Europe– but today it’s yours for free!
Trust me, you’ll be more than satisfied.